There are a few good ones in there, but I can't help adding my own commentary to some of them.
"The best security has many layers...and makes you cry when you try to implement it."
"The best cybersecurity has many layers...and tastes delicious."
or
"The best cybersecurity has many layers...and goes well with Freedom Fries."
"What's in Your Computer? Scan Regularly for Viruses...and always check for teh Stuxnet"
"Don't use default passwords...or sharks will eat you."
